Cops in Ames

When getting pulled over in Ames.. things are *different*

Question: Where are you coming from?

Hangover 2.

Question: Can I have everyones ID's in the car?

Yes.

Question: Where are you going?

Our apartment, oh, well, like where? My apartment? Wrong? Well, we are all neighbors.

Question: What are you doing tonight?

I have no idea.

Question: Is there anything illegal in your car? Have you been drinking?

Nope.

Question: Oh, your from Oskaloosa?

Yes'm. Thanks for telling everyone in the car.

Questions that weren't asked:

Why are you driving with four boys who barely fit in this car?

Do you know why I pulled you over? (headlight)

Are you 18? (this is a common question in Pella, I guess)