Apartment Happenings

Some things I learned this week..

1. Living alone = sleeping however and where ever you please.

2. Just because you live alone, you might have company any time.. meaning..

a. take out your trash before it smells.
b. have soap in your bathroom.
c. don't leave unpaid bills lying around.
d. always have something for friends to drink (I thought everyone LOVED whole milk?!)

3. Watching movies alone is more boring than watching them with a crowd.

4. Food Portions.

a. You will get laughed at for eating the same thing everyday for more than one week.
b. You will disgust your friends as work if your bread is moldy and you eat it anyway.
c. A freezer can be your best friend.
d. Always eat meat that has been left in your freezer from the person before you.

5. Only old people fall asleep at 5 p.m.

6. It's okay to ask moms and dads for money, even though you are on your own.. however, don't expect it.