Saturday, July 17, 2010

home strange home

I am home from China, and depart for the Haiti mission trip on Monday.

Things are rather strange back in Iowa. Upon leaving the Des Moines Airport, I was confused by how "dull" Des Moines feels.. what is this thing called cross-cultural shock?!

Some things that I have noticed are different: (mind you, I am not really focused on noticing differences, I am preparing for Haiti)

1. I have a TON of clothes. I mean, I made it 7 months in China wearing the same clothes every week..

2. Iowa really is small. (For those of you who don't know, this is my first time being in a "big city."

3. People's lives move on without you... My brother is almost taller than me, my mom had (and broke up with) another boyfriend.. etc.

4. American food is too rich. I'm really sorry but there must be a mention of food in every blog... My dad made me Mickey Mouse pancakes and I spent most of the day in the bathroom.. lots of butter and maple syrup could have been saved :)

Thursday, July 8, 2010

reasons that I love black taxis

Today we took a train to Shanghai so we could pick up Michael's dad tomorrow... and my ohh my was it an interesting adventure.



In order to get to the train station in Hangzhou, we usually take a bus, which takes about an hour.. and only costs you 2 RMB (or less) but since we had so many suitcases (that's our crap), we decided to take a taxi... We tried to put our things into one taxi and the guy wouldn't let us, so I headed off to the train station and Mike waited for another cab. As we were driving my cab driver said, "If you give me 10 RMB, I'll get both of you there." I told him that would be good, but Mike already had his cab. Money down the drain (only 20 RMB more).

We get on the train, which we have taken to Shanghai twice and there is no English (WHY?!)over the loudspeaker to tell us when we arrive. Keep in mind that we are tired, grumpy and sick of hauling all of the luggage that we have. We aren't paying attention, and we get off when the train stops. After bargaining a black taxi down to 80 RMB, we load our things in his van and his friends tell us we got off at the wrong station. Why didn't the people who check our tickets tell us this?! Now that they actually know where we want to go, they are asking 400 RMB. Forget it. We go back into the train station...

Remember, refunds are seldom given in China. Once again we pay for being stupid. 30 RMB to go to Shanghai from Jinxing (where we got off.).

We arrive in Shanghai, and have to bargain another black taxi to take us to our hotel that Michael's dad reserved. The hotel is near the airport, but the guy wants 300 RMB because it's far away. We ask him for a real price and finally settle for 260, which is less than a taxi.

We ended up having to pay the toll, and the driver asked for money to go back (even the driver didn't know it was sooo far), but Mike said he didn't have any money other than US dollars. Mike gave him ten US dollars and got some RMB back.

After all of this, I do still love black taxis. Why?

1. You always know how much you will pay before you get to your destination.

2. Chances are, the drivers are more lively because they don't get too many customers.. they will talk to you (or try) just because they have probably had a worse day than you.

3. They let you put your suitcases on the seats. Enough said.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Chalk Talk: Ramblings.

Chalk Talk: Ramblings.

Ramblings.

I am currently angry because the internet will not let me upload beautiful pictures from Tibet! Check back at a later date for pictures of me riding a yak!

Other ramblings... please keep in mind that this is a blog, most of you are not used to me sharing opinions, so please do not be offended, I am just standing my ground.

1. Facebook. I am beginning to dislike facebook more and more everyday. I mean, do I really need to see 1,000 pictures of people smoking weed and chugging bongs, I mean that's your life.. but I can't even upload one picture during my entire stay in China. Also, all facebook does is suck people into stalking each other instead of trying to communicate with friends. Seriously, everyone who has ever had an ex.. you know how often you check out their page, it's stupid.

2. Boyfriends. For those of you who are still in either the shocked, or don't know it stage, Mike and I are not dating anymore. We dated for 2 years and we are still friends, we are still traveling China together, and I am not heartbroken. If anything, I have learned who I am, and I know that things will always work out for me. My life doesn't suck , I'm not going to die.

For those of you who are from my High School, you all lose the bet, I am in-fact not the first person to get married or have a baby. I'm more than grateful to say that. I give you credit if you have stalked my page to figure out that I am also not living in Oskaloosa for the rest of my life. I love all of you, but I hope that everyone has to opportunity to experience the world before they get sucked into the family business.

For those of you that are married/have children/are working.. whatever category you fall under.. you are so damn strong. I could never do that. Even if I had to.

3. English. Why is this beautiful language so complicated? I mean, is it necessary to have so many rules! I never realized how complicated English was until I saw so many other people who could speak broken English, but why doesn't Pig Latin become the international language of choice? Or more importantly, why don't English speakers take the initiative to learn another language?


I think that is all I have to say for the current moment, but feel free to leave me comments or send me an email.. I'll start checking that for real forms of communication as opposed to this facebook junk.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The New and Improved Blog!

So now that I am coming home in about a week, I finally decided that it would be would an awesome time to start CARING about my blog. I know, some of you are annoyed, I should have done this sooner, but hey, it is a great way to keep people up to date on my always-changing-always-moving life.

So here it goes, my new blog. If I make spelling or grammatical errors, shoot me a nasty message.. I can not use China as an excuse any longer. I would have to admit using the word "that" over 50 times unnecessary in my Political Science paper is a little bit of a downfall.

So some updates (also someone please help me STOP USING "SO"):

I come home from China in 9 days! (July 15th for those who can't do the time change)

In 13 days I leave for a Haiti mission trip! I am going through Central College, and we ARE NOT going to Port au Prince. We are going to Pignon! If you pray, pray for me. If you don't.. well pray anyway! ;)

For those who stink at math, I have 4 days home with family.

I'll leave the after Haiti plans as a surprise, after-all I have to keep my lovely readers attention somehow!

By the way, for those who are looking for my ever-so-funny stories, they shall come.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Oddities.

Sorry that I haven't blogged in a long time.. I am on the home stretch and I have been doing a lot of traveling.. Tibet.. Huangshan.. Dengfeng.. the list goes on, and on.

I want to share with all of you some things that I don't find "strange" anymore, but they are really strange.

1. Little boys (or girls) not wearing pants and pooping on the side of the road. (Particularity in Dengfeng)

2. Meat hanging from a wall. No refrigerator needed. ever.

3. Almost everyone can say "hello," but as soon as you say something else, they are really confused.

4. In addition to number 3, most people that work at stores (mainly in Tibet) say "LOOKEE" instead of "look."

5. It is completely acceptable to pull someones arm until they buy something. literally.

6. If you bargain someone down to an acceptable price, and they agree, then you have to pay.. or else you may die..

7. There are no food standards in general. Most people wear flip flops while cooking, and do whatever else they please..

8. Refunds don't exist. We once had dumplings with ROCKS.

9. People are paid to sweep water.. while it's raining.

10. No matter what, if you are white, you are beautiful.

11. Chinese food is NOT the same state-side. I would DIE for American Chinese food right now.

12. "Chinese" may have many dialects, but some are just accents, and some are completely different.

13. Just because you have wireless internet doesn't mean you can get internet on your ipod.

14. If you get a tan, you are "turning black," and that's never a good thing.

15. Crab Apple Popsicles. so tasty.

16. Phones ALWAYS run out of money as soon as you leave town. (meaning you can't use your phone until you get back)

17. You can buy a DVD for about $1 but it's not real.

18. Nobody likes (or has tried) raw vegetables.

19. "Squatty potties" are supposed to be cleaner and safer than a regular toilet, but not when the floor is covered in urine.

20. People believe that any meat is tastier with a lot of bones. Who can say, "the more bones the better?" not I.

21. It hardly costs more to fly somewhere, but when you think of it in RMB (Chinese currency) it seems like a TON!

22. If someone says "I give you best price" walk away.